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精彩愚人节英文笑话 “鬼话”连篇

编辑:送祝福网 发布时间:2012-3-29

    节是西方的节日,你听过愚人节的英语笑话吗?现在,就让我们感受一下外国的幽默,最好也把英语字典放在身边。

  1.-What the day is it today?

  -Today is April fools'day.

  -Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31th.If you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.

  -Oh!it is really April fools'day.

  -Haha!you were cheated!   2.Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!   3.A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

  4.Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.


  Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

  5.A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?


  The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

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